Средневековье наступает

The woman called for help from a neighbor's house. Police say, she ran there after a man she knows stabbed her with the sword in the pelvic area.

А мог бы и бритвой полоснуть

A woman, perhaps described best by comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay, as 220 unattractive pounds, but with a neatly trimmed beard. If you're considering opening a Lane Bryant store, this is as good a place as any.

A mural goes Michael Jackson

Prescott, AZ rules.